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6:56 PM (18 minutes ago)
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O.K. here it goes...The ONLY thing I would like for my big birthday is a
card or wish from Charles Krauthammer. I think he is the smartest man
that is on the news. So, for me, if you could, could you get Charles to
say "Happy birthday to Diane" or to come to your house for cake or to
sign a card, you could go and pick it up, or??????? That is what I wish
for my birthday. He is marvelous....that is who, if I were dying, I
would want in my hospital room reading or talking, just his voice and
his knowledge, ....along with fresh ground coffee beans and classical
music....o.k. that's the deal, kiddo. xoxo mom
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7:12 PM (2 minutes ago)
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god you are getting more and more difficult.
i have to just tell you this, because at first, it was all: "when i
am dying in my hospital room all i want is an opened bag of coffee beans." now
the beans have to be ground. i'm sure a pretty bowl will be
appeciated, and so i've got money running on how long it takes you to
mention that part of the All-Your-Dying-Mother-Wants-Is scenario. and
then you added sibelius. then you added coop. now, no more coop, now
it's krauthammer, and i have to get him to talk to you or read to you,
let alone sit with you in your starbucks-smelling hospital
room/deathbed. what am i supposed to do with coop now? how do i break
it to him that his presence is no longer desired? does this have to do with
his coming out? god mom. if that is why you've thrown coop out, that is really shocking and maybe your personality is changing and something really is wrong with your brain. anyway, i really hope sibelius is dead, otherwise a cd
wouldn't be enough, even on a bose, i'd need to be buying up plane
tickets for him as well.
is rubbing your most-likely cramping feet going to be part of what i should let kraut know about the activities to occur during his presence? cause this seems like it could be a deal breaker.
mom. don't get me wrong. i do take this seriously and am trying to please you. we've talked about this: i see deaths as marriages, but in reverse and more honest, and as for your consciousness, it really does only happen once as far as we know, (unlike weddings), and so i do want it to be your Dream Death and will do all i can to make it so. i just fear you are spending too much time creating this whispy event that in actuality, will be in many many years, and will never live up to your fantasies. half the fun of any event is afterward, reliving it moment-by-moment with someone else who was there, right? you see the rub, here?
**as an aside, i think we have just created a cottage industry. we could become death planners.
is rubbing your most-likely cramping feet going to be part of what i should let kraut know about the activities to occur during his presence? cause this seems like it could be a deal breaker.
mom. don't get me wrong. i do take this seriously and am trying to please you. we've talked about this: i see deaths as marriages, but in reverse and more honest, and as for your consciousness, it really does only happen once as far as we know, (unlike weddings), and so i do want it to be your Dream Death and will do all i can to make it so. i just fear you are spending too much time creating this whispy event that in actuality, will be in many many years, and will never live up to your fantasies. half the fun of any event is afterward, reliving it moment-by-moment with someone else who was there, right? you see the rub, here?
**as an aside, i think we have just created a cottage industry. we could become death planners.
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Wno is coop? It used to be Shep......but now it's Krauthammer all the
way... and beans....and Sibelius.......I think Charles lives in your
area.....in my opinion, this is doable......xoxox mom
it was never shep. it was coop. anderson cooper.
you think i forget these things?
you think i CONFUSE coop and shep?? !!!
I am so thankful you are my daughter.....so very thankful.... a gift from God.....xoxo mom
Date: Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:24:32 -0500
No, no never Coop,,,,,,Shep,...but now neither....Charles......He is the
best of the best.....in my personal opinion..... xoxo mom
Date: Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:24:32 -0500
you are a fickle fickle woman. which makes it mean all the more to me that you are still, after woe these 29 long years, glad that i am your daughter. i am still very glad you are my mother. and friend. i love you too!
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